“Ring...ring...” *Picks up the ring* “Oh, hello there!”

24-in-1 convertible jewelry coming soon, with 2-for-the-price-of-1 BFFs specials limited to only 4 backers (because these are handmade and I am not a machine who can mass-produce without self-destruction even with a team of dispensable friends but even if I were a machine created by humans who make mistakes I would make mistakes or break down too)